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Bai Ling Arrested for Shoplifting at LAX

Actress, publicity whore, and downright nasty bitch Bai Ling got herself hauled away at LAX for stealing gossip rags and batteries. No, seriously, bitch stole $16 worth of gossip rags and batteries. What the fug is up with her?

1. She hasn’t heard of the Internet and wanted to see if she got mentioned in any current tabloids, and…
2. Her vibrator was dead.

I wish they would just deport the slut so we can all stop talking about her. Someone remind me what she’s famous for?

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