Her name is Nadine Coyle, she’s one of the tramps in the UK band Girls Aloud that has been made famous on blogs thanks to their lead Cheryl Cole and her prison tattoos, and apparently she’s got pretty fucking amazing legs. The kind of legs I wish they had available in parks for me to climb up and swing off of, the legs that would really make amputees hate themselves more and feel even more inadequate that they can’t walk up a flight of scares, it’s like this shit is perfection and I’m surprised I’ve never bothered with her before, because I am pretty sure I think we’re in love…however, that could just be the leftover alcohol in my blood talking…I haven’t been able to focus on my screen all day and I’ve been typing with one eye, so for all I know this bitch is a man, but with one eye and a hangover she looks like an angel…

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I am not allowed to post these pictures of Paris Hilton sunbathing topless and it’s not because of the surgeon general’s warning that the bitch it tainted meat – I don’t know if you have a surgeon general in the USA but he’s the motherfucker who told me cigarettes killed babies and made the packaging way better by putting pictures of dead babies on the shit, but because I don’t have access to the pictures cuz the paparazzi agency who paid her for these don’t like me…and also because I was trying to do everything I could to make her disappear, but unfortunately, she’s much bigger than me but her tits definitely aren’t, and if I stop talking about her, no one else notices, people still care and it’s all because at 19 she had bad sex on camera…

So here’s some pics of her sunbathing to carry you into you boring weekend. I’m only posting on the weekend cuz I am so hungover I can’t fucking think straight or muster up the courage to leave my couch….so don’t get used to
it guy who is reading this site now cuz you have nothing else to do. Loser.

There’s an Arab man who lives in LA who made millions in the UK with a chain of Milkshake shops. He decided to bring his concept to America to make more millions because Americans are fat and love all things that make them fatter…but instead of just opening up his stores…he decided to start a paparazzi company called Hollywood.tv, where he would follow celebrities and be respectable to them so that they would slowly become his friends and when they did become his friends he decided to open the milkshake shop with the stupidest fucking name so that he could get them to do PR for him.

The whole thing is pretty fucking cheesy and obvious and the only celebs really into promoting his bullshit were the low level ones who were willing to work for any attention they could get and a lifetime supply of free milkshakes, a price more exciting to them than money, and that’s why you see pigs like Aubry O’Day naked and endorsing the shit cuz it’s food is the only thing that makes their fat asses cum..

Here is some middle-aged pussy on the beach in Hawaii becuase they are shooting her TV show there and her ass looks pretty fucking weird in this weird bikini. I don’t have anything more to say about this because it is Friday, no one is reading the site and no one really cares about this this bitch…or her weird ass in a weird bikini.

But she made up for it with her tits…

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I don’t know who this Sarah Hyland chick is – but apparently she’s on TV. I did look up her age, because she’s definitely not worth getting arrested over and it turns out that she’s 19 so despite looking 14, she’s legal and I guess that’s the whole problem with sex offenders, you see there are 14 year olds out there with 32F bra sizes and 20 year olds her look 11, but the guys who fuck the 14 year olds are criminals and the ones who fuck the 20 year olds who look 11 aren’t and I guess all I gotta say is that they better keep a close eye on this Hyland’s boyfriend after she dumps him, I have a feeling he’ll be the weirdo next to the park playground…and for anyone else out there into little boys dressed like girls on the beach…this is for you….

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The good thing about young girls is that even if they are ugly, they are still hot, because they are young. It’s one of those fantasy over reality things that makes fucking their tight bodies a lot of fun, because they have tight bodies and when you’ve been with older women, you realize that body is short fucking lived until you end up with a doughy middle-aged mess..that’s why everyone under 25 is magical to me…even if they aren’t the hotness you expected them to be when their extensive vocabulary impressed you when you used to watch them in interview at 10 years old. I’m talking to you Dakota Fanning….or if you’re a piece of white trash who looks like you shit in a hole behind your house cuz you have no running water, but you gotta empty your bowels, not so much because the racoon and squirrel meat isn’t sitting right, but because daddy wants to fuck and he knows fucking the ass is safer than fucking the pussy, cuz ol’ one eyed, one armed, flipper baby cousin Earl’s parents were daughter and daddy and it didn’t work out so well….We call that redneck backwoods evolution….and here are the pics of them at a premiere where they play The Runaways, which was a lesbian band with Joan Jett..

Here is the old cougar dyke with fake tits who has given up cock and into fucking young girls..because she likes showing them the ropes…as she recruits them into lesbianism…I’ve see this erotic movie from the 70s before….

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You may not remember who Adrianne Curry is because she’s pretty much a fucking nobody who was on TV 10 years ago for some Next Top Model, Surreal Life and Very Brady Wedding…because she “fell in love” with one of the dude on the Brady Bunch….not that her history really matters…I was just tyring to let you know why I was posting this in case you thought I turned the site completely into pictures of everyday girls trying to be sexy and get noticed because no one has given her a big break yet…which isn’t a horrible idea for a site since millions of girls want to get noticed…but I’m lazy…and convincing girls I can help them is too time consuming since dealing with girls is like dealing with trying to change a retarded kids diaper…it’s tedious…

That said, here’s a picture this trash posted on Twitter, because those 40,000 people are all she has left these days, and I’d message her to tell her how ugly, useless and un appealing wrapping her foot behind her balding fucked up face is, but she blocked me….cuz all the low level pussy block me cuz they take themselves way too seriously…so don’t let this picture make you think she’s all sponaneous and fun, or even a circus performer worth fucking…it’s all strategic to brain wash you into remembering her…and giving her another chance despite the fact that she’s ugly….

I used to have a girl who did this shit naked for me…it was like a little circus performer and coulda been exciting if her pussy wasn’t so meaty and didn’t look like she was some kind of alien trying to eat me….making me happy this big headed curry has pants on…despite my love for pussy…cuz it just doesn’t look write in this stance…

I’ve wrote way too much on this ugly bitch, I don’t know why, but the good news it is as boring as she is…

I don’t know if Rose McGowan is still famous, but I have been noticing her showing up at places with her tits exposed more and more the last few months, so I can only assume she still is. I guess anyone would go into a few years of hiding after being public about letting Marilyn Manson/Paul from the Wonder Years/ Lady Gaga inside of her.

We get it Rose, you’re all obscure, dark and unconventional and shit, like a Hollywood version of a punk who is all artisitic and socially aware like those obnoxious people at the coffee shop talking about animal cruelty or secret societies in their ripped jeans and lesbian haircuts and the whole thing is fucking boring…but at least she’s showing off tit, cuz that’s what has always really matters about her and as far as I’m concerned it will never get boring…

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Michael J. Fox the human vibrator is showing off his wife and her mom body again. It’s like you’d think dude would take a fucking break and spend a day shaking in fucking bed already, but instead he’s eager to enjoy every moment of this vacation and I guess it’s a lot more inspiring that the 55 year old dude who looks 90, pushing 300 pounds who sits on the side of the street moaning in pain so that people ask him if he’s ok and he can give his speech about having some bullshit disease. Yesterday it was liver failure, two weeks ago it was lung cancer cuz he likes his terminal illness to constantly change while feeling sorry for himself…

So if you like hard mom nipples with a sweet compassion who could have have walked out on the dude when she had the chance, but decided to stand by her man and help him like it was her job, and I guess a good paying job because he did make a lot of money over his career and she does have the good life thanks to him, not to mention she hooked him in early on in his career when he was just not short and not livin’ the daily earthquake…

Here are the saint’s at these nipples because most girls are self-involved cunts who crave attention and always want more than what they have. The wholesome mother who dyes easter eggs with her kids while the husband is making milkshakes just doesn’t exist these days, so let these pictures be a reminder that you will never find a love like this, or a loyalty like this, unless you marry a fat chick.

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Nicolette Sheridan is one of those self-involved cunts who craves male attention, but in her defense, she did spend the better part of the last 20 years in a relationship with Michael Bolton, and his idea of getting it on is blow drying his hair and asking her what she thinks about it….

The good thing about those self-involved cunts who crave male attention while trying to stay classy, is that well into their 40s they still look worth fucking, thanks to making a key decision in her youth….and that key decision was to have an abortion everytime it came up….

So for every slutty picture of this old lady you see you can thank Michael Bolton and Abortions for making it happen…

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